if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
Great First Date Conversation Topics:
- is it pronounced gif or jif
- is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
- How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?
θα το εχω κατα νου
Χαχαχα Περι εμεις καναμε τη μια απ αυτες τις συζητησεις στο φερστ ντειτ ομγ
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.